Remember “Stuck in the Mud”? The kids game that is like catch, except you end up immobile if caught and need your teammates to crawl under your legs to unstick you? Well, the Russians have taken it to a whole new level.
You see in Russia, the mud sticks YOU. Literally. So instead of crawling through the immobile players’ legs, you go and get yourself a Caterpillar digger and dig him out, as shown in this video.
Never change Russia. Never change.